“Big Brother” on CBS at 8:00pm ET. 15th season premiere. You ever notice how, on reality shows, they love to aggrandize people’s professions? This show doesn’t. And even though I can’t watch it entering a coma-like state, I enjoy seeing commercials that just flat out feature the word “unemployed” in the “occupation” area.

“American Baking Competition” on CBS at 9:00pm ET. This is really out of season. Baking’s more of a winter sport, I think.

“How to Live With Your Parents for the Rest of Your Live” on ABC at 9:30pm ET. Series finale. Added to the lists of series that were canceled after only one season.

“The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Challengemania: The Road to Rivals II” on MTV at 10:00pm ET. Special presentation. I don’t understand this, but some people I know adore it. I adore things I can’t fully explain to people, like chalupas, or my affection for the movie Ever After. So, you know, go nuts with it.

“The Soup” on E at 10:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess is making plans to spice up the listings next month. Just you wait.

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