5 Shows After Dark: Get That Horse Out of the Way
“Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
“Barter Kings” on A&E at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a new reality series (seriously, I just need to create a keyboard shortcut for that) about people bartering things for other things sans cash. That’s it. I mean, they have goals and all, and I’m sure some bare semblance of a plot with obstacles and so forth but everything you need to know is in the title. Except I doubt anyone on here is an actual ‘king’ because we don’t have those in the US no matter what A&E thinks.
“2012 NBA Finals Game 1” on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Wooooooooo! Heat!
“The Brit List: 20 Sexiest” on BBCA at 10:00pm ET. I’m sure the BBC doesn’t realize how epically they’re pandering to the Pajiban population here. Or do they? If they’ve got them all dressed up in Regency garb that the contenders slowly remove while reciting passages from Strunk & White, then we know they’ve got our number. Also, I’m pretty sure I know who the current Pajiba favorite is, correct?
“World’s Worst Tenants” on SpikeTV at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. I… I shouldn’t have to spell this one out for you, right?
Genevieve Burgess does not appreciate your sass. (That’s a lie.)