“Rihanna: 777” on Fox at 8:00pm ET. This is from when Rihanna grabbed a bunch of reporters, bloggers, and fans, and brought them on a plane with her for a week long, seven country tour and promptly forgot about them after a day and a half.

“Defiance” on SyFy at 9:00pm ET.

“RuPaul’s Drag Race” on Logo at 9:00pm ET. This is either the season finale or the reunion special, depending on whether I’m listening to my readers or the site I use for TV listings. Y’all tend to be right more often than not, though, so I’m gonna say it’s the season finale.

“Felt” on Logo at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is… interesting. It’s a new series where actual sex therapy and couples therapy sessions were recorded. And the show features these sessions through the medium of puppetry. It sounds like I made it up, so I’m going to like to this article about it in order to convince you that I haven’t started slipping joke shows into the listings. That’ll wait for summer when I start making up “new” reality series to see who notices first as my readership traditionally dips to around nothing.

“Castle” on ABC at 10:01pm ET.

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