5 Shows: The Transitions Glasses of Justice
“American Idol” on Fox at 8:00pm ET. 11th season finale. This is 127 minutes long because I guess those last seven minutes are completely and totally vital to understanding the hows and whys of this season’s winner, who will be revealed at minute 125 or so.
“Modern Family” on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Third season finale.
“Revenge” on ABC at 10:00pm ET. First season finale.
“Law and Order: Special Victims Unit” on NBC at 10:00pm ET. This has been renewed for a 14th season because I guess there’s nothing Americans love more than juicy sex crimes. And Detective Munch. But I think his fans would follow him no matter what he was investigating.
“White Heat” on BBCA at 10:00pm ET. More moody British people for your enjoyment.
Genevieve Burgess does not appreciate your sass. (That’s a lie.)