“Perez Hilton All Access: Katy Perry” on The CW at 8:00pm ET. I try not to get too weird about people’s looks (except Zach Braff) but who the hell made the decision to put that cave troll on television? Honest to god, I know that on the internet everyone’s ugly according to someone but there’s something to be said about a good old fashioned face for radio. Although I’m pretty sure his speaking voice sucks too. Add to that his completely toxic personality and we’ve hit one of the areas of the internet that is completely beyond my comprehension. Even his website is hard to look at, I went there once to see what the fuss was about and my eyeballs rolled back into my head in self defense. Good to see that there’s still some use for MS Paint, though.
“Community” on NBC at 8:00pm ET, 9:00pm ET and 9:30pm ET. Third season finale. Weird that it’s sort of the bread around a “30 Rock” sandwich but I don’t program NBC so I’m sure they know what they’re doing. Probably.
“30 Rock” on NBC at 8:30pm ET. Sixth season finale.
“Grey’s Anatomy” on ABC at 9:00pm ET. 8th season finale. Someone’s gonna die, y’all! I think the problem here is that there was one main character death once upon a time that was sort of genuinely shocking and which affected a lot of people and they’re trying to recapture that but it’s not going to happen, mostly because Shonda Rimes seems to be introducing new characters cannon-fodder style so she doesn’t have to touch her favorites.
“The Mentalist” on CBS at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season finale.
Genevieve Burgess does not appreciate your sass. (That’s a lie.)