5 Shows After Dark: I Totally Just Made Myself Hungry
“Nova: Australia’s First 4 Billion Years: Monsters” on PBS at 9:00pm ET. That is one hell of a Cliff’s Notes version of evolution if they think they’re packing 4 billions years worth of scary critters than live in Australia into an hour. I don’t think they could properly cover all the scary critters CURRENTLY living in Australia in an hour. Between the deserts, the natural disasters, and all the venomous things that will kill you by accident, Australia is like Earth’s hard mode. Also, Australia hasn’t even BEEN Australia for a full 4 billion years, has it? With the plate tectonics and all? Someone tell me I’m wrong so I can learn something.
“Supernatural” on The CW at 9:00pm ET.
“Duck Dynasty” on A&E at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season spring finale.
“The Americans” on FX at 10:00pm ET.
“Food Paradise: Garlic Paradise” on Travel at 10:00pm ET. I don’t even care where this is, I can’t wait to go. I adore garlic to the point where I should probably have some kind of card I’m required to hand to people attempting to date me to warn them. I’m more than happy to share, though, which does take care of the problem for my similarly inclined friends. Everyone else might want to keep their distance.
Genevieve Burgess also believes garlic cures colds, so be glad that summer is coming.