5 Shows After Dark
“Bones” on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Seventh season spring premiere. Hmmm, this used to be on Thursday nights, didn’t it? That won’t be at all confusing for viewers. Anyway, I’m sure Bones will be having her baby any week now, but until then tune in to watch Emily Deschanel be magnificently pregnant in a way that few women on TV ever get to be. Probably because she was pregnant for real, not pregnant like “we’re putting a special suit on you that gives you a cute little belly and bigger boobs.”
“CBS Sports Special: NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament: National Championship” on CBS at 9:00pm ET. Since everyone’s brackets are completely and hopelessly busted by this point, I suppose you can watch for curiosity’s sake since I doubt either Kansas or Kentucky have huge national fan bases.
“House” on Fox at 9:00pm ET.
“RuPaul’s Drag Race” on Logo at 9:00pm ET.
“Intervention” on A&E at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess has two degrees and far too much time on her hands.