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5 Shows After Dark: Mmmmm, Gazpacho

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 18, 2012 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 18, 2012 |

“Nova: Why Ships Sink” on PBS at 9:00pm ET. Because it’s “Nova” I’m sure there’s some very interesting in depth information to be found here, but that title makes me go “Because of water. Duh.”

“Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23” on ABC at 9:30pm ET.

“Revenge” on ABC at 10:00pm ET. I see this and I keep thinking “Revenge is best served like gazpacho: cold, precise, and merciless” “Oh, yeah, you can never have too much precision in your soup.”

“The Soup” on E at 10:00pm ET.

“South Park” on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET. This episode’s title is “I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining” and I can think of very few reasons anyone should ever say that and all of them are tragic. I’m sure “South Park’s” reasons are very different from any of the ones I can think of.

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