5 Shows After Dark
“Glee” on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Third season spring premiere. Featuring guest star Matt Bomer of “White Collar.” Also, that one girl might be dead. I guess it depends on how her contract negotiations went. Oh! And Blaine and Matt Bomer there are going to be performing Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” so savor this brief moment before that particular song gets ripped from the clutches of angsty 20-somethings by angsty teenagers.
“Cougar Town” on ABC at 8:30pm ET.
“Deadliest Catch” on Discovery at 9:00pm ET. Eighth season premiere.
“Justified” on FX at 10:00pm ET. Third season finale.
“Shannen Says” on WE at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. I’m trying to remember what channel I’ve been watching that I’ve seen a million commercials for this on. Probably something like TNT. Anyway! Shannen Doherty is still a bitch and is going to go on TV and be a bitch because that’s what makes her money. There’s also a wedding involved, an event notorious for turning even reasonable women into raving lunatics over floral arrangements and seating charts, so plenty of entertainment to be had there if you like watching 90s TV stars yell at people.
Genevieve Burgess has two degrees and far too much time on her hands.