5 Shows After Dark
“The Bachelor” on ABC at 8:00pm ET. 16th season finale. Tune in if you want to see which hapless personifications of ‘greige’ are going to be on every talk show and tabloid for the next week and a half! And yes, that header pic is an actual Thing That Happened on the show and a perfect image representation of what ABC thinks is ‘zany’ to most Americans.
“Hoarders” on A&E at 9:00pm ET.
“RuPaul’s Drag Race” on Logo at 9:00pm ET.
“Alcatraz” on Fox at 9:00pm ET.
“Smash” on NBC at 10:00pm ET. I’ve always found the concept of dramatizing the people who become professional actors to be a little redundant. Having spent time with people on that path through my University days, most of them did not need any help infusing their lives with drama. I’ve known people who could wring an entire one-man show out of that time the barista spelled their name wrong and gave them 2% instead of non-fat milk.
Genevieve Burgess is an under-employed, double-degreed 25 year old who knows more about music copyright, licensing, and contracts than is strictly healthy. You can find her online at her twitter account, her blog, or her brand spanking new Facebook page.