5 Shows After Dark: I'll Miss You Most of All, Devil Eunice
“Big Rich Atlanta” on Style at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is the south’s revenge for Reconstruction, isn’t it? We screwed them after the Civil War and now they’ll flood our airwaves with a wide variety of people who should be the sort of individuals whose family reunion invites get “lost in the mail” and now they’re in all our homes. Then again that leaves us no logic for “Jersey Shore” or any other “reality” stars who hail from north of the Mason-Dixon line. I give up. I will never make sense of this trend. Eventually they’ll just put a camera in everyone’s house and we’ll be able to spy on our neighbors 24/7 like an apparently significant portion of the television viewing public wants.
“Kimora: House of Fab” on Style at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is Kimora Lee Simmons’s second shot at a reality series. I guess the only profession worse than “reality star” is “failed reality star”.
“Nova: Rise of the Drones” on PBS at 9:00pm ET.
“Suburgatory” on ABC at 9:30pm ET.
“American Horror Story” on FX at 10:00pm ET. Second season finale. The episode is called “Madness Ends.” But I’m sure it’ll be back before we know it. Any predictions for next season? I know Murphy is supposed to hide clues in the current season, but I’m always too busy just barely hanging onto the plot to bother looking for any hints or references.
Genevieve Burgess is seriously considering hibernating til March. Make that April.