5 Shows After Dark
“NCIS” on CBS at 8:00pm ET.
“Dancing With the Stars” on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Two hour 13th season finale. I’m betting the split between actual finalists dancing versus clips of the rest of the season, people who have already been kicked off dancing, and talking head style interviews about ‘the journey’ is going to be roughly 10% to 90%. I say that like any of you are going to be watching.
“Mad Fashion” on Bravo at 10:00pm ET. I know what they mean with this title, but when I see it I always thing “ANGRY fashion” and then my brain fights between images of dresses trying to eat people (maybe that’s what’s been happening to all those poor shrinking models!) or outfits with like, spikes and shit on the outside that you wear when you’re angry and wish the world to know it. Like a sort of human puffer fish suit. Fashion which conveys “Stay the fuck away from me.” This show is probably far less amusing than any of that.
“Sons of Anarchy” on FX at 10:00pm ET.
“Workaholics” on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET. Second season finale.
Please remember to check your local listings for all times and channels.