5 Shows After Dark
“Last Man Standing” on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Stay tuned for why Halloween is just a fancy term for playing dress up and is ruining boys across the nation. (Guessing.) (But seriously, if that happens, y’all owe me a coke.)
“Zombies: A Living History” on History at 8:00pm ET.
“Sons of Anarchy” on FX at 10:00pm ET.
“Body of Proof” on ABC at 10:00pm ET. Because there’s nothing Americans love more than watching non-police individuals do police work. At least that what it seems, looking at all these procedurals where people who are crime scene investigators and/or coroners somehow end up investigating a crime scene and questioning suspects. Also, is there a weird savant kind of person on this show, similar to Grissom on “CSI: Original Flavor” or Gary “I don’t play characters, I play Gary Fucking Sinise” Sinise on “CSI: Now With Better Pizza”? That seems to be important also.
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring President Barack Obama and Yo-Yo Ma and Friends. (Check local listings for times.)
Please remember to check your local listings for all times and channels.