You might have seen this tweet going around yesterday:
In all seriousness, this is a sad story. Not a laugher. Guy sold his company, divorced his wife, didn’t see his kid's birth, for…. this.— Sam Stein (@samstein) July 31, 2017
And with all due respect to Mr. Stein, fuck all that. There’s literally nothing about Scaramucci’s morality play that’s sad. The guy turned his back on his integrity, his beliefs, his profession, and finally his family all in the hopes of gaining political power and fame. He believed he was smart and slick enough to play the system, and he got played instead. He laid down with dogs and ended up with fleas. He sold his soul, and Satan completely fucked him over. There’s a reason that these are (mostly) clichés. Scaramucci had bad things happen to him because he intentionally sided with morally bankrupt assholes, and that’s what happens when you pick the side that gives no fucks about anyone or anything. Oh, and Priebus? Same for you, buddy. You didn’t like how Trump treated you at the
beginning middle end? You didn’t care for how quickly and cowardly he showed you the door? Next time don’t stand by the guy who’s openly bragged about assaulting people, and who admitted on camera that he attempted to intimidate government officials for his own benefit. Because, shockingly, people who have no respect for laws or common decency aren’t going to treat you well.
All of which could seem like gloating. I assure you, it is not. I’m not happy that they’re miserable, because that would require giving a fuck about their emotional well being. And that, you beautiful people you, is not a thing we’re going to do.
So, yeah, fuck ‘em (you too, Spicey. We haven’t forgotten about you). I can recognize their humanity and acknowledge their pain without spending any concern on their current emotional states. They helped Donald Trump, and Donald Trump fucked them. Until they see the problem with that first part, there’s no reason to feel for them on the second.