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What Should Sean Spicer's Book Be Called?

By The Pajiba Staff | Horror | December 12, 2017 |

By The Pajiba Staff | Horror | December 12, 2017 |

Sean Spicer, the former White House press secretary turned national joke turned already has-been, has scored a book deal, because Trump’s America. THR reports it’ll be called The Briefing, but that title blows. So, because it’s the season of giving, us Overlords got together to give it to Spicer. And by “it” I mean far better book titles.

You’re welcome, Spicey.

* Sold My Soul And All I Got Was A Lousy Book Deal
*The Spice of Lie
*Sooner Than a Little One
*Still Not Funny
*The Struggle For Relevance: The Sean Spicer Story
*American Quisling
*Over The Hedge
*Nonsense and Insensibility
*Prejudice and Prejudice
*Dreams from Mein Fuhrer
*So I’ve Been Publicly Shamed
*I Know Why the Caged Bird Lies
*American Dumbo
*Eat, Pray, Lie
*Lord of the Lies
*Inanity Fair
*Brown Nose, Brown Shirt
*How To Lose Face, And Alienate Everyone
*The Best Selling Memoir of All Time. Period.

Share your suggestions for Spicer’s book in the comments.

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