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Reminder: Be Gentle with Your Sex Dolls

By Grainger Heavensbee | Horror | November 16, 2016 |

By Grainger Heavensbee | Horror | November 16, 2016 |

Listen people: What goes on in your bedroom between you and your sex doll is your business, and we’re not here to judge you. On the other hand, Lars, you need to take it easy on the Real Girl.

Take it from Josh, a popular YouTuber whose fans were nice enough to send him a sex doll. Unfortunately, Josh wasn’t as gentle with his sex doll as he should’ve been, and he ended up getting caught in an embarrassing lie.

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Long story short, Josh told all of his fans that a meth addict stole his sex doll, he reported it to the police, and the police recovered the sex doll after pulling the meth addict over for a traffic violation, but the addict had chopped up the sex doll to sell the scrap metal inside for meth.

Only none of that was true. As Josh later confessed, he actually ripped the doll’s vagina after having sex with it, and he got mad and cut it up and threw it away because that’s a perfectly sane and normal thing to do.

Cool, cool, cool.

Meanwhile a 70-year-old widower in China recently received a sex doll modeled exactly after HIS DEAD WIFE, as a gift from the sex doll company after the poor grieving man’s previous sex doll became worn out from overuse.

And there you go: A widower wearing out his sex doll, the image you wanted burned in your brain all day.

Don’t judge. We all have needs. All I’m saying is: If you’re kind to your sex dolls, they will be kind to you.

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