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Deck the Halls with 'Krampus' Minions, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA DIE

By Jodi Smith | Horror | November 21, 2017 |

By Jodi Smith | Horror | November 21, 2017 |


If you watched 2015’s Krampus and thought to yourself, “I sure do wish I could purchase a murderous Cherub Tree Topper for my family’s Christmas tree”, then you are in luck.

Weta Workshop, the geniuses behind the creatures of Krampus and many, many others, have created official Christmas decorations based on the film’s minions. They will remind your family that you should never, ever talk shit about Christmas, lest Krampus emerge and send down all manner of murderous decor to trap you in a snowglobe Hell dimension.

Spoiler for Krampus, I guess.

Check out the commercial of sorts!

If I still had a day job, I would be purchasing the literal hell out of Beelze-Baubles Gingerbread Man Pack for my tree. My only complaint is that they didn’t make animatronic Gingerbread Men that dance to “Christmas in Hollis”. Maybe next year.