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Twitter Reacts To Man Licking Doorbell For Three Hours

By Kristy Puchko | Film | January 9, 2019 |

By Kristy Puchko | Film | January 9, 2019 |

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This story begins like a horror movie, but spoilers: no children were harmed by this peculiar prowler.

Imagine: your parents are away. Only you and your siblings are at home. Maybe you celebrate by watching the movies your parents would never allow, scary ones. And then the security system chimes, alerting you that there’s movement outside the front door. Maybe you ignore it at first. But the security system is persistent. You go to the camera or maybe even the front door and peek out to see a strange man dedicatedly licking your doorbell! And by dedicated, I mean he’ll stay there up to three hours licking and licking and licking.

This is the bizarre news report out of Salinas, California. You can see video of the perp in action in the video below.

Shout out to the crew member heard yipping with laughter in the background!

As I said, no one was harmed. And because the footage was so good, police were quickly able to identify the doorbell licker as Roberto Daniel Arroyo, who could be charged with misdemeanor charges of petty theft and prowling. The children of Sylvia Dungan, who owns the home and the fondled doorbell, are fine. They actually slept through the whole thing.

“You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn’t do anything,” Dungan told KION.

While licking a stranger’s doorbell isn’t a crime it is the kind of kinky behavior that’ll entice Twitter. Here’s how users responded to this story of home-o erotica.

And we end on this note:

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Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.

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