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'John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum' Proves There's No Such Thing As Diminishing Returns (As Long As The Dog Survives)

By Tori Preston | Film | January 17, 2019 |

By Tori Preston | Film | January 17, 2019 |


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It’s finally here — the first trailer for the upcoming sequel about the ageless killer and his special dog friend!

This time around, John Wick (Keanu Damn Reeves) has a hefty bounty on his head and very few friends left in his corner (he’s “excommunicado” after killing a killer on neutral ground, because he’s a rebel!). Even Anjelica Huston is like “nah, bro!” But Halle Berry seems willing to support him, and bring her German Shepherds along too. Which means I now have to worry about the survival of Wick’s very good boy and Berry’s as well. And also that horse John Wick rides! IT’S TOO MUCH!

Phew, OK. Setting aside the animals, what else is going on in this trailer?

— John Wick hucks a gun like a throwing axe

— a bunch of killers carry samurai swords while riding motorcycles, which seems exceptionally dangerous (even given their profession)

— I could watch Ian McShane and Lance Reddick stroll around town for hours. Spinoff?!

— Ballet? Sure, why not.

The only problem is that I didn’t see Jason Mantzoukas in the trailer. Oh, and the movie isn’t coming out until May 17, WHICH IS TOO LONG TO WAIT.



Tori Preston is deputy editor of Pajiba. She rarely tweets here but she promises she reads all the submissions for the "Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything" column at [email protected]. You can also listen to her weekly TV podcast, Podjiba


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