The New 'Captain Marvel' Trailer Has Your Laser Fists and Elastica Right Here

By Mike Redmond | Film | January 8, 2019 |

By Mike Redmond | Film | January 8, 2019 |

For reasons I’ll never understand because years of evolution have taught my nerd-kind to fear jocks, Disney dropped a new Captain Marvel trailer in the middle of some sort of football game last night, and it’s pretty neat. Especially if you enjoy ’90s songs that are… 23 years old — Jesus… — and Brie Larson shooting things with her laser fists. Particularly this money shot that’s going to be GIF’d to hell and back before we watch every single person come back to life in Avengers: Endgame.

For some context, clearly Captain Marvel is about to super punch Jude Law in the space-nards for starring in a shitty Fantastic Beasts sequel with Johnny Depp. Trust me. I read the comics.

Anyway, you’ll want to start hooking your veins here:

And here’s the dope new poster in case you hate moving pictures and/or own a really big printer.

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