The Chris Wars have gone on too long and caused too much pain and drama. This March, we end it. We tried to do a straight forward vote. But every couple of months, the scales tip, and the debate begins again. Thor: Ragnarok comes out and reminds us how simultaneously hot and hilarious Chris Hemsworth is. Chris Pine stars in another female-fronted project where he is willfully eye-candy, or he wears a fashion. Chris Evans plays with his puppers publicly or drags actual Nazis on Twitter like he really is Captain America. Chris Pratt…Nope. Chris Pratt has remained solidly on the bottom, to the point where it frankly seems wrong even to consider him a “Chris” anymore. Which brings us to this year’s March Madness Bracket.
This idea began by re-ranking the four best Chrises. But then we realized how limiting and frankly rude that was. What? We’re going to ignore how cool a certain actor is just because his parents (or agent or personal guru) decided he’s not to be named Chris? Of course not. So the field is open, not only to the Chris O’Dowds and Chris Messinas, but to the Jasons and Sams and Ryans And Idris Elbas. And it’s up to you to determine once and for all: WHO IS BEST CHRIS?
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