The results are in for Round One of the Best Chris Bracket. And it’s official: Chris Pratt is no longer a Chris, replaced by The Mindy Project and Birds of Prey star Chris Messina. It’s been a long time coming, but at least Pratt has his problematic church to lend him support during this difficult time.
There were some close calls. Sam Neill edged out a win over Sam Elliott. Jason Sudeikis eeked out a narrow victory over Jason Bateman. And a battle of pretty ingendudes, Timothee Chalamet defeated Ezra Miller by just 0.1%!
Now, some of you complained about the seeding of this bracket. And while the John Cho versus John Mulaney head-to-head was closer than we Overlords had anticipated based on the scornful comments in the Mulaney thirst posts, you all were much more decided than you’d like to pretend when it came to some others. Jason Momoa got almost twice the votes Jason Isaacs scored in the first round. And for all the lamenting over the Mads Mikkelsen versus Idris Elba match-up, the results speak for themselves.
Now, it’s time for round two. And the choices will not get easier. Good luck. And may Godtopus have mercy on your souls.
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