Eloquent Eloquence Comment of the Day
By Miscellaneous | Eloquent Eloquence | March 28, 2011 |
By Miscellaneous | Eloquent Eloquence | March 28, 2011 |
I love when someone sums up a terrible thing in just a few words, like earlier today when Kballs watched the new trailer for the upcoming The Three Musketeers :
“That trailer was like a metallic dick-fart in three dimensions.”
I’m not quite sure what it means other than…we missed you, Kballs.
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