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Sorry, Henry Cavill's Penis Is Not Superman Endowed

By Grainger Heavensbee | DC Movies | August 17, 2015 |

By Grainger Heavensbee | DC Movies | August 17, 2015 |


I hate to disappoint you ladies, but if you ever plan to take Henry Cavill home for an evening, it’s important to set your expectations. I don’t know what kind of expectations you might have, but if you’re thinking that Cavill is literally a man of steel beneath his boxers/briefs, you may want to lower those expectations, according to Cavill, who apparently loves talking about sex:

“If you were to meet a bird out in a bar and bring her home, she’s expecting Superman. This is not Superman and she’s going to be mega-disappointed. There’s a blessing in being Superman. You get more attention. But there’s also a curse, which is that you’d better fucking look like Superman any time you need to get your kit off.”

Two things: 1) Are we calling ladies “birds” now, Henry? I mean, that’s fine, unless your talking to Lindsay Sloane in Playing House, but it is important to understand what decade you think you’re from? Because it sounds like something Cary Grant might say, and as well all know, Cavill doesn’t know who the hell Cary Grant is, apparently.

2) “Mega-disappointed”? Is it really that small, Henry? Does that explain why, when having sex with a woman, all you’re doing is slamming your nuts into her? Because while that is somewhat disappointing, I suspect there’s many a lady — and a fair number of men — who wouldn’t mind being nut-slapped by Henry Cavill.

Personally, I think that Cavill is deliberately trying to lower expectations so that his future lovers will be pleasantly surprised.

Source: The Guardian