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You Say You Want a Resolution? Don't You Know That You Can Count Me Out

By Tater Barley Banks | Comment Diversions | December 31, 2010 |

By Tater Barley Banks | Comment Diversions | December 31, 2010 |


Pajibans being Godtopus’ own flawless and infallible creations as we are (in my case, at least, it turns out fat, drunk and stupid is a PERFECT way to go through life), we have no need whatsoever for self-improvement.

Unlike the many wretched, miserable excuses for humanity with which we are forced to associate each and every day. They can all obviously use some work, and I’m sure you have some helpful suggestions for them.

So let’s keep this short, because I know we all have many soirees and other hoity-toity functions to attend tonight befitting our lofty social status, such as trying to get some sleep while the amateur drinkers are out being fools:

Who in your life needs improvement, and how best might they go about it? Especially if it involves small electrical appliances and bathtubs.

See you next year.




Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.



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