Yesterday, Boobquake dominated the site and I don’t want to give anyone the impression that, between the smart posts, we’re not equal opportunity objectifiers. The ladies deserve a little upper body nudity, too.

So, to atone for all the cleavage on the site this week, how about shirtless post thinly disguised as a comment diversion, asking this very important question: Which State of Male Shirtlessness Do You Prefer?

Oily

Sweaty

Hairy

Wispy

Beached

Ribby

Greasy

Paunchy

Nubile

Shirty

Wiry

Fuzzy

Freakishly Disproportionate

Sad

Wet

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