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Vacation's All I Ever Wanted

By Tater Barley Banks | Comment Diversions | November 13, 2010 |

By Tater Barley Banks | Comment Diversions | November 13, 2010 |

I’m off this week and I plan to do absolutely nothing for the people who actually pay my pay. And why should I?

So if you think I’m going to lift a finger for YOU gits for free, you’ve got another think coming.

Fortunately, the lovely and luscious Lauren has stepped into the breach and given me some (I must say) extremely well-earned time off.

Lauren writes:

You have access to a single-use, round-trip time machine with no repercussions.

When do you go
Where do you go
What do you do
and why?

That’s … that’s it. I would give you my example, but I can’t think of any right now. Um … I’d go back to last night and drink … less. There you go.


Me, I’d go back to the start of vacation week, and do I need to explain why?


I (or someone exactly like me, from the near future) will be back next week to keep your weekend limping along.

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