Since we’re all gonna die without healthcare dollars, what do you wanna do before you have unforeseen medical expenses that force you to agree to a Purge-like scenario in the very near future?

Remember, money is no object. Hell, reality is no object here. Behold, my Bucket List, which I definitely did not only create and think about for this post:

1. Somehow make Tr*mp aware of just how awful he is and how much pain and trouble he’s caused so many people, leaving him in a puddle of piss and tears. The piss can be mine or his, but not the tears.

2. Live at Disney World for a month.

3. Make a living as a writer, even if only for a short amount of time.

4. Travel to Europe and do things and stuff while there.

5. Do something that makes me proud.

What about you? Gimme those Bucket Lists.

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