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The 11th Commandment

By Dustin Rowles | Comment Diversions | May 17, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Comment Diversions | May 17, 2009 |

Tonight’s evening diversion comes from Lucas, and it’s a thematically appropriate way to end a weekend topped by Angels and Demons

“If you could add one commandment to the ten (bringing the grand total to eleven), what would it be? Biblical wording optional.”

Lucas’ suggestion: “Thou shalt not take anything in this book literally.”

My 11th Commandment: “Critics who praise movies for personal gain (blurb whores) should be stoned to death in a parking lot outside of a multiplex of no less than 14 screens.” First up: The man pictured above (how many people recognize him?)

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