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Monster Mashups

By Tater Barley Banks | Comment Diversions | October 9, 2010 |

By Tater Barley Banks | Comment Diversions | October 9, 2010 |

I like it when we do mashups, cause y’all are a bunch of funny fuckers. It’s been a while since we had a mashups thread, and since I had an idea for one, I figured it was just about time we had one.

Movies, TV shows, books, CDs, what have you: Give us a title, a synopsis and anything else your shriveled, blackened soul would care to add. (PLEASE BE ADVISED: I would expect plot points of some newer movies to be revealed and ridiculed here, because that’s what we do, so the whole thread is a potential spoiler).

They don’t have to be monster related, just because mine is, and just because it’s October, and just because the title of the thread has “monster” in it. That was just my way of getting you to read the damn thing. But if they are, all the better.

OK, I’m going first, of course, because I’m king of the weekend:

“Do The Right One In”

Sal makes a terrible mistake when he invites zombie Radio Raheem into his pizza shop in an effort to patch things up.

Marinara everywhere.

Wait … that’s not marinara.

Cut to last scene:

Mookie, on the subway, lovingly pats the stack of pizza boxes on the seat next to him.


Your turn. Make me laugh. Dammit.

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