It's Spam Pajiba Night
This evening space — which is normally alloted to Mr. Robert Scott, who is otherwise preoccupied this week — is usually devoted to videos, comment diversions, or other frivolous matters that we hope keep y’all engaged overnight. Unfortunately, videos of the viral variety are lacking this week. It’s a miserable interregnum between summer blockbusters and the fall slate of movies and television, but alas, it’s a period that will finally come to an end this Friday with four new releases!
So, tonight, I want to do something a little different. Those of you who frequent the comment section know that — like many other websites — we get spammed. We have spam filters, but some of those comments get through anyway, as the spammers’ artificial intelligence increases. We’re fortunate that many of the readers like to fuck with the spammers, often with hilarious results.
Anyway, tonight, I give everyone who reads this post his or her own opportunity to spam us. Take advantage of the bored passers-by looking for something to click on. In the comments section below, I give you free rein to provide hyperlinks to annoying videos, songs stuck in your head, your blogs, your Facebook page, your Twitter account, your favorite websites, merchandise that you’re trying to unload, a Craiglist listing, a donation page, etc. etc. etc.
To add a link, you can just copy/paste the url into the comment, or if you want to get fancy about it, you can create a hyperlink:
Just replace the url in between the quotation marks with your own, and replace “My Facebook Page” with your own description.