I was trying to think about what I wanted for dinner, but then this scenario presented itself to me:

What if you could punch anyone in the world in the face AND you could use the fist of anyone in the world? No, you cannot use superhero fists, because all y’all would be hitting people with Hulk fists and that’s no fun.

I would punch Drumpf in the face with Gina Carano’s fist. My daughter would punch Justin Bieber in the face with Dwayne Johnson’s fist. How about you? Whose face and whose fist?

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