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I Never

By Dustin Rowles | Comment Diversions | July 8, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Comment Diversions | July 8, 2009 |

Tonight’s we’re going to play “I Never,” a diversion idea that came from Lainey. Actually, I stole the idea from Lainey’s blog without her permission, but it was Stacey’s idea, so I’m absolving myself of the theft. But, while we’re ripping Lainey off, we may as well use some of her examples, for illustration purposes.

I’ve never eaten Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.
My dad thought it was disgusting & wouldn’t allow it in the house when I was growing up. The smell makes me gag and I used to lock myself in my room when my roommates made it.

I’ve never watched “The Wire”
And I kind of have no desire to even though the Pajiba Overlords RAVE about it. In fact, because I’m an obstinate twit, the more everyone goes on about it, the more I don’t want to watch it.

I’ve never owned a brand new car.
I could afford to buy one, I just won’t. It seems like a waste of money and also, I’m fairly certain that buying a NEW car would ensure that I would be in my first car accident. Which brings me to:

So, there you go. That’s how it’s played. You folks can take it from here.

I’ll start:

I’ve never gone camping. Not really, anyway. I’ve slept in a car overnight a couple of times, but I’ve never spent the night out in nature. Nature is dirty. I don’t like dirt.

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