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Five Celebrity Throat Punches

By Dustin Rowles | Comment Diversions | August 27, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Comment Diversions | August 27, 2009 |

For some reason, one of the more popular comment diversion requests come from readers who want to express their displeasure about the current crop of popular celebs. We seem to do a version of this diversion every year, but since we also do an annual Pajiba 10, I suppose the opposite is in order.

So, without further ado, and on the suggestion of krza, among others, “what celebrity would you like to punch in the throat without repercussion.”

So, have at it, you insidious bitches. I don’t know why I bother asking, as the request is sure to be ignored, but please try not to get too ugly, hateful, spiteful, sexist, or offensive, a suggestion that’s more likely to elicit the above than dissuade it. But at least I’ve tried.

As for krza, his five throat punches:

5. Christian Bale (sick of the guy, and his shitty Batman voice)
4. Ashton Kutcher
3. Madonna
2. Michael Bay
1. Matthew McConaughey

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