Don’t pretend you didn’t see this coming.

Freddy Krueger, Michael Meyers, and Jason Voorhees.

Ghoulies, Gremlins, and Critters.

Babadook, Pennywise, and Jodi. (Thanks for this one, Seth.)

Darkman, Toxic Avenger, and Swamp Thing.

Deadpool, Hellboy, and Darkness from Legend.

For the record, Jodi would: Fuck Deadpool. Marry Deadpool. Falcon Punch Deadpool as foreplay.

X-Men’s Toad, Two-Face, and Jared Leto’s Joker.

Merman from Cabin in the Woods, the Shark from Deep Blue Sea, and Abe from Hellboy.

That Yellow Bastard from Sin City, Doomsday from Batman vs Superman, and James Woods.

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