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F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch: Grotesque Creatures Showdown

By Jodi Clager and Brian Richards | Comment Diversions | September 14, 2017 |

By Jodi Clager and Brian Richards | Comment Diversions | September 14, 2017 |


Don’t pretend you didn’t see this coming.

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Freddy Krueger, Michael Meyers, and Jason Voorhees.

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Ghoulies, Gremlins, and Critters.

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Babadook, Pennywise, and Jodi. (Thanks for this one, Seth.)

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Darkman, Toxic Avenger, and Swamp Thing.

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Deadpool, Hellboy, and Darkness from Legend.

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For the record, Jodi would: Fuck Deadpool. Marry Deadpool. Falcon Punch Deadpool as foreplay.

X-Men’s Toad, Two-Face, and Jared Leto’s Joker.

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Merman from Cabin in the Woods, the Shark from Deep Blue Sea, and Abe from Hellboy.

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That Yellow Bastard from Sin City, Doomsday from Batman vs Superman, and James Woods.

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Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.