Twitter isn’t complete useless. Today, one of the more popular trending topics is #crapsuperpowers, which is basically an excuse for Twitterers to waste time by making up shitty superpowers. Here are some examples:
@greebo1 #crapsuperpowers The power to see through milk.
@gxrobillard being Aquaman. #crapsuperpowers
@gwotis #crapsuperpowers the ability to sneeze on command
@synerje #crapsuperpowers The ability to see old and fat people naked
@agirl2224 #crapsuperpowers to make someone else to pick their nose and eat it
@kg4uzj #crapsuperpowers The ability to die on command.
Anyway: You folks get the idea. And, in general, you’re much more creative than the average Twitterer. So have at it: What’s the crappiest superpower?