Sorry if you’re old enough to catch an earworm, but I figure as I suffer, so should you. We interrupt your regularly scheduled morning reading for yet another celebrity absurdity.

The interwebs went bazonkers (over 37 thousand comments) yesterday after publicity queen, Kim Kardashian posted a selfie to her Instagram. Was she naked this time? Nope. Was it a beautiful booty shot? Wrong again. This time, the photo that almost broke the internet was a simple selfie, from which her adorable bidirectional baby was excised.

Taken at face value, this crop does indeed seem strange and so, as meddling minions often do, Kim’s not-so-adoring fans were compelled to publicly shame her.

But KK had a pretty reasonable explanation for the edit, and she answered her “fans” with appropriate gravity:

Sometimes I *almost* feel sorry for her.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled Pajiba.

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)

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