This is what it sounds like when we cry, because we know our personal IDs will always look like shit.
I actually went to get a new driver’s license a couple of weeks ago, and though I haven’t received it in the mail yet, I’m fairly certain I’ll look like a complete moron, just like I always do in photos. I also need to renew my passport, and I’m already dreading having to stare at my new unofficial mug shot for the next ten years. You know who doesn’t have to worry about things like that?
Goddammit, Prince, why you gotta be so hot?
See, the Purple One just saunters down to the nearest passport photo booth (probably somewhere in his mansion), and comes out looking like this:
PRINCE ROGERS NELSON::PASSPORT PICTURE 2/11/16 pic.twitter.com/lgdLCXQ9y2— Prince3EG (@Prince3EG) February 11, 2016
Okay, I have nothing else to say now.