Yet Another 72-Year-Old Is Dating a Hollywood Actress 30 Years Younger

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | December 2, 2015 |

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | December 2, 2015 |

Bradley Cooper was with a woman 17 years his younger. The Olsen twins are both with men nearly 20 years older than they are. Seventy-one-year old Michael Douglas is married to Catherine Zeta Jones, who is 25 years younger. Harrison Ford is 23 years old than Calista Flockhart, Jason Statham’s girlfriend (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley) is 20 years his junior; Johnny Depp is with Amber Heard, who is 23 years younger; Jeff Goldblum is 30 years older than his wife, Emilie Livingston; Kelsey Grammer is 25 years older than his wife; Billy Joel’s fourth wife is 33 years younger than he is; and even Donald Trump’s wife was born 24 years after he was.

Now it turns out that Sarah Paulson (American Horror Story) is dating someone 32 years older than she is. THIRTY-TWO YEARS. That’s crazy!

Who is this lucky person? Dean McMann from Saved by the Bell: The College Years, that’s who.

You remember who played Dean McMann, right? The same person who played Agent McCord on Diagnosis Murder.

It’s also the same person was a regular on The Practice, playing Judge Kittleson.

No, not Judge Vinocour. Judge KITTLESON.

Wait, what? Sarah Paulson is dating Holland Taylor?

Oh, well. That’s cool. Carry on, then. Or as the kids like to say, Get it, Holland Taylor.

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