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Who Is The Father Of Megan Fox's Third Child: A Pajiba Investigation

By Jodi Smith | Celebrity | April 12, 2016 |

By Jodi Smith | Celebrity | April 12, 2016 |


Megan Fox is on the promotional parade of appearances for her new movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of Our Shellsthe Shadows. When Fox arrived at the premiere, she was very clearly rocking a pregnant womb:

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Since Fox filed for divorce from Brian Austin Green in August 2015 (after five years of marriage and 11 years as a couple), people are speculating about the new addition’s father. I think that as someone who really dug deep into Fox’s ideals and her belief system, I am uniquely qualified to give educated guesses as to the father’s identity.

1. The Leprechaun from Leprechaun
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2. Harry from Harry and the Hendersons
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3. Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, not Bella’s and Edward’s daughter
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4. Mac, the alien from Mac and Me
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5. Just kidding! The father is probably BAG since they’ve stayed friendly, but none of our business regardless.

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