As the great philosopher RuPaul once said, ‘You better work.’ We’ve already fought to the pain over which of the four Chrises dominating Hollywood right now is the best. We’ve dissected almost every element, from beard growth abilities to artistic contribution to sheer aesthetic pleasure. Surely, I hear you say, we have run out of topics. Ha! I don’t have many marketable skills, but my ability to milk the muscled teat of Chris-dom for all its worth has taken me far in this business.
Discussing fashion in a celebrity context means looking at two separate elements: The clothes picked out for them by their teams or their contractual obligations to certain brands, and the clothes they picked out themselves. Nobody expects these guys to be perfectly styled 24/7 - or, at least, nobody always expects men to be impeccably dressed. Such standards are applied differently across genders oh gee I wonder why. But hey, here’s a chance to level the playing field a little.
Hemsworth is Australian, which may be why he is so dedicated to tank tops, plain white t-shirts and shorts in his day-to-day life. Simple, very casual and probably good for stripping off at short notice should the occasion call for it. With Hemsworth, I feel like such occasions are common occurrences. That’s not to say he doesn’t scrub up well: Look at that waistcoat WITH THE MATCHING WATCH CHAIN!
Oh Chris, do you love your black t-shirts, don’t you? T-shirts of varying degrees of bagginess seem to be the default fashion mode for Evans. You can take the boy out of Boston, but you can’t take the Boston out of the boy, I guess. No fuss, no muss.
(I choose to believe the above choices were made as part of a method commitment to his role in Lobby Hero. He’s just co-ordinating with the moustache for the full ‘off-duty cop’ look).
Eh? Hunter chic must appeal to someone, I suppose. Pratt dresses like a man who understands that he may have to start filming another Jurassic World movie at any given time.
(But that suit is super fab. The lining!)
Pine, forever Best Chris, commits to a number of sartorial surprises. He’s versatile like that, and he commits to each look. Check out this snazzy 80s jacket.
Or what about this amazing shirt that sensuously asks you if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
Do you wear white tie this well? I don’t think so.
And let’s not forget this year’s ICONIC SDCC look: Pine has to rush off and steer the Love Boat after this panel.
The top two buttons of any given garment? What are those?!
He’s also gentleman enough to co-ordinate with his date, as evidence in this SUPER FINE ensemble he wore while out with Annabelle Wallis. Check out the shoes and the decorative addition to his pocket.
Chris Pine and Annabelle Wallis in London. pic.twitter.com/1SfxrDfYia— best of chris pine (@bestofpine) July 5, 2018
Obviously, this is a tough choice. Actually, not it isn’t. Not even close. But I suppose we live in a democracy and so it’s only fair that all you fine people get a say in this. So, which Chris is the best dressed Chris? Let us know in the comments and provide evidence. Show you work!
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