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What Would Happen If Amy Schumer Hijacked Your Tinder Account

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | May 26, 2016 |

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | May 26, 2016 |

In the words of my Mister: “WHY would you let Amy Schumer have your phone!?”

Find out why and how that went in the video below, thanks to Vanity Fair and their adventurous associate Andrea.

So what did we learn?

Red flags according to Schumer:
*profile pic with a guitar
*shirtless profile pic
*profile pic with mom
*gym shots
*funky eyewear
*occupation: “comedian”

To get the girl’s attention
*Pose with a puppy
*Pose with a kitty
*Be a firefighter
*Be a good listener / put up with an alarming level of TMI and slang
*Use a baby pic for your profile
*Be smoking hot (natch)

Kristy Puchko lives in perpetual fear that ice cream will become self-aware New York City.