I’m sorry, but a nothing story on former couple Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson is exactly what I’m feeling right now, and it’s not even about “them,” it’s about what they did separately last night, because they have moved on and we all just have to let it go, OK? Davidson has! He changed his phone number to get some distance and everything, and we can’t turn a six-month relationship in 2018 into WINO Forever in 2040, because 25 years later we’re all smart enough to know that Winona dodged a bullet there (but also, Winona/Keanu forever!)
Anyway, whatever. Here’s Ariana Grande at a Haunted Escape Room with James Corden. I’ve seen a couple of these this year (Chrissy Teigen did a fun one on Ellen last week), and what I love about these Haunted House videos is that 1) it’s the only time I ever wish I lived in Los Angeles, because they have the money and the space to put together amazing haunted houses with killer production values, and 2) that haunted houses are great equalizers. It doesn’t matter how famous you are, they’re just as terrifying to the celebrity as they are the plebian. No one ever yells at the faceless creature, “Do you know who I am? I’m Reese Witherspoon.” You don’t get special treatment in a haunted house, although when Ariana Grande trips over this scary dude, I bet he thought, “Oh shit. I just tripped Ariana Grande. I’m so going to get so sued.”
Meanwhile, Pete Davidson attended a Steely Dan concert.
I’ve seen Steely Dan for 12 years and no one ever stands. Pete Davidson changed that tonight. pic.twitter.com/h7Y6HoGult— John Mulaney (@mulaney) October 31, 2018
This has been your update on Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande. Check back tomorrow and maybe we’ll tell you what Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm did the night before.
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