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What Josh Groban's Latest Taught Us About Donald Trump

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | August 18, 2015 |

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | August 18, 2015 |

We know Trump is ridiculous. He thinks calling Mexicans rapists is unflinchingly honest, not insanely racist. He believes calling Rosie O’Donnell a dog and Megyn Kelly a menstruator makes him a champion for free thinking. And he thinks we’re all as racist and sexist as he is, but just too cowardly to admit it before the PC SJW hordes who rule the interwebs.

But there was so much we didn’t know about this ludicrous poster boy of Entitlement because life is too damn short to follow him on Twitter. Thankfully, Josh Groban saved us from scrolling through countless tweets so dumb they’d likely blind us. He sang the highlights on Jimmy Kimmel Live! And oh what we’ve learned about this deranged presidential hopeless!

So on top of being a fat-shaming, Obama Birth Certificate “Truther,” Trump has his own fragrance. Called Bankrupt Morally and Financially Success.
It smells like hair spray, dirty money and flop sweat!

He’s a proud a slut-shamer of Kristen Stewart. Do you even know where Rand Paul stands on who Stewart sleeps with?

And Fuckface Von Clownstick is smarter than you. Don’t you forget that, losers.


Kristy Puchko is grossed out that as a New Yorker she’s shared the same air as this bloviating assbag. She feels ill just thinking about it.

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Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.