WHOA. Ralphie grew up to be kinda hot if you’re into that Chris Pine sort of thing,

and that might make you feel very, very strange. Come along; get your weird feelings on as we check out the cast of 1983’s A Christmas Story.

Ralphie Parker, played by Peter Billingsley

Then:

Now (age 44):

Very Chris Pine, no? Unfortunately if you are a Chris Pine fan, today’s not really the day…

Randy Parker, played by Ian Petrella

Then:

Now (2012, age 40):

Flick, played by Scott Schwartz

Then:

Now (age 47):

Scut, played by Zack Ward

Then:

Now (age 45):

Schwartz, played by R.D. Robb

Then:

Now (2012, age 43, with Billingsley and Ward):

Grover Dill, played by Yano Anaya

Then:

Now (2013, age 43):

Well, that’s a lot of change (thirty-two years) to digest in only a few seconds, but no worries. You can still get yourself an exact replica of the leg lamp, Ralphie’s Red Ryder BB gun, and even his pink bunny suit (although…why gods, WHY?), and pretend everything’s the same.

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)

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