Chris Pratt has proven himself capable at plenty of things. He can do both drama and comedy. He can maintain a fairly private, seemingly loving and stable marriage with his famous actress wife. He can transform from this:
in a matter of months. He can lead the biggest blockbuster of the summer with roguish charm.
But, Chris, you cannot rap.
Knowing the words to a rap song does not a rapper make, my friend. (P.S. you’re still very endearing even while failing.)