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Wanna See Jamie Dornan Naked? Skip 'Fifty Shades' and Check Out This 2002 Abercrombie Catalog

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | February 20, 2015 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | February 20, 2015 |

Oh, and this is NSFW unless you work in a butt factory (Tina Belcher’s dream job).

Yesterday, Malin Ackerman shared this #tbt to her Instagram, featuring her and a very nude Jamie Dornan in a 2002 Abercrombie & Fitch Quarterly. I’m not sure what they’re selling in this image other than a floral car with some ass dander stuck to it, but here it is.

Just Jared has some other shots from the shoot, and Dornan is naked in all of them. Which, like, OK, but I’m pretty sure that place sold clothes. I know I bought khakis there in high school and I was not allowed to go to high school nude—it was a Catholic school; we weren’t even allowed to wear “booty pants” (actual rule).




Now you know what Dornan is rocking and you’re free to not see that movie and pad E.L. James’s lube-coated pockets. YOU’RE WELCOME.

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