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A Seriously Sexy List of All the Times Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Earned that Sexiest Man Alive Title

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | November 15, 2016 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | November 15, 2016 |


I believe it was in the book of Deuteronomy that it was written, “He is The Rock, his works are perfect, and all his ways are just. And you can smell that which He is cooking. Amen. BAM, PEOPLE’S ELBOW.”

People Magazine giveth and taketh away. Sometimes they normalize and celebrate an odious monster who assaulted one of their writers, and sometimes they pick Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as their sexiest man alive. I’m not here for you, People Magazine. You get no clicks from me on this day.

But Mr. Johnson? You. Can. Get. All of it.

This just means I'm still up at 4am trainin' hard, takin' care of my babies, drivin' my pick up truck and tellin' a few dirty/nerdy jokes… extremely sexily of course. Huge THANK YOU you to the entire hard working and very cool staff at @People as well as all the fans worldwide. I'm honored and grateful for the luv! Remember, sexy isn't something you "try and be". Sexy happens naturally when you're comfortable just being yourself. Trust me, I'm an expert at this. (plus I read the "how to be sexy and a great kisser" guide when I was 8). #SexiestManAlive

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What makes him so deserving of our love?

There was that time he surprised Screen Junkies’ Nick Mundy and officiated his wedding.

There was that time he bought his mom a new car.

That time he told us about his first minute-and-a-half in heaven.

That time he played patty cake in full Herc gear.

That time he had goals.

That time he was goals.

Fanny pack and lean take it to a whole other level… #90sRock #WTF #BuffLesbian

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All the times he was the cutest dad ever.

Its Labor Day. One of my favorite holidays as we celebrate the blue collar American worker and their contributions to our country thru labor and sweat. In the spirit of Labor Day, I had an amazing philosophical conversation w/ my baby girl about the value of hard work and how respect is given when it's earned. I told her, "Baby girl when you grow up, you get out there and dent the universe thru hard work and sweat. And always make sure you do it in a positive way with class, dignity and respect". She responded by poo'ing on me in this moment as she plays her favorite game, "Drum time on daddy's big head". It was a good talk.💯 #HappyLaborDay #TheJohnsons #GoodTalksWithDaddy

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Finally my big head is used for more than just a place to hang my hat.😉 The joys of being home w/ my ohana and playin' one of our fav games - slap daddy's head 'til I can see his big scary face. Song playing in the background is "O Tiare" (Justin Young). A song I started singing to her every day since she was one week old. Samoan lyrics are beautiful, "Ia alofa le Atua, ma tausi ia te 'oe…" which translates to "may God take loving care of you". When Jasmine learns to talk, I'm sure she'll ask me to please stop singing😂. I must now go do something very manly and bad ass to counterbalance this post. #Ohana #Aiga #Grateful #SlapDaddysHeadCauseItsABigToy

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And all the times he joined forces with the other world’s best human.

"In a wrestling match nobody BITES like Gaston!" Having fun w/ my dude Lin Manuel Miranda and my ALL TIME favorite Disney character - GASTON 💪🏾 #OnSet #PromotingOurMovie #MOANA THIS THANKSGIVING.

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He is a hero, he is an icon, he is THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.





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