The Cast of Family Ties (Michael J. “Is He Ever A” Fox is ageless, and Yothers is the MVP of “grew into her looks”)
The Cast of The Facts of Life
With a special shout-out to Cloris Leachman, who has looked the same since 1987. Which is to say, old, but not oldER. Most impressive, Frau.
Justine Bateman, who was not included with the rest of the Keatons because I’m willing her to eat something.
Skippy from Family Ties, aka, Marc Price
The Cast of Welcome Back Kotter (seriously, what the hell happened to Epstein? That Newsradio episode wasn’t that long ago, was it?)