By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | May 2, 2016 |
By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | May 2, 2016 |
It’s that time again, everyone. From Nerd Prom, we head straight into Cool Kid Prom. And none of us are worthy.
Beyonce is wearing the world’s fanciest condom.
The theme for shoes seems to be “Courtney’s first-ever issue of Seventeen Magazine in 1995.”
Met Gala 2016 theme: wear the ugliest shoes you can find pic.twitter.com/5OMHElgpy6
— Jessica Inman (@_jessicainman) May 3, 2016
Alicia Vikander is superhero gladiator robot chic casual. It’s a very specific look.
Kendall Jenner, the one with a job, is wearing the fanciest, most elaborate cat’s cradle.
Gaga is superior.
Emma Watson is neither robot, nor gladiator, nor fancy condom, and lady behind her KNOWS IT.
I just…I love her. She is futuristic Marisa Tomei Tina Turner Xana-DO IT ALL and I love it.
Kerry Washington is actual hotness replete with bambino.
And Kate Hudson is toilet paper.
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Karlie Kloss is less crumpled toilet paper.
Kylie Jenner, the least employed of all the Kardashian-Jenners, is wearing a full-length version of Isabella Rossellini’s necklace from Death Becomes Her.
So is Ciara.
And so is this person.
Selena Gomez is wearing a…I’m not 100% sure what’s happening here. Sundress and pleather vest.
The Smith siblings are here to kick ass and do some fucking alchemy and they’re all out of asses.
Toilet paper. Toilet paper everywhere. The theme, it should be noted, is technology.
YAS SOLANGE. If you’re going toilet paper, THIS IS HOW YOU GO TOILET PAPER.
Lupita is a beautiful land mermaid.
Rita Ora is a majestic Becky bird.
Jessica Chastain is wearing, like, a fine dress. *shrug*
Zoe Saldana is wearing A THOUSAND BIRDS AND WISHDREAMS. Thank you, Jesus, I was dying of fine-dress and toilet-paper boredom.
Zendaya looks beautiful, seen here with the much-requested “lime cat” haircut.
This is a dress made from the hides of a thousand nesting dolls.
BABIES! One has a pretty dress, one is on-theme. I’m not here to name names.
Zoe Kravitz is a goddamn fairy creature and of course she is. Look at her parents. I refuse to believe they could create a mere mortal.
SJP is. Welp. She sure is.
Kim looks nice. Her hair is wonky, but the dress is on-theme. Kanye seems to be wearing a bedazzled jean jacket that possibly has an airbrushed cat on it, no big d—
GAH HOLY SHITFUCKGODDAMN
Zayn Malick has ROBOT ARMS.
Diane von Furstenberg has BUTTERFLY HEAD.
Claire Danes is THAT ONE DOLL I HAD IN 1988 THAT LIT UP. PJ SPARKLES.
Blake Lively is Blake Lively.
Katy Perry’s eyebrows went bye bye. This one COMMITS. ANNA WILL NEVER RESPECT YOU LIKE YOU WANT HER TO, KATY.
Katy Perry in @Prada at #MetGala #ManusxMachina More red carpet later on our site. pic.twitter.com/GAIxbBVS8E
— Tom + Lorenzo® (@tomandlorenzo) May 3, 2016
Lupita is Cindy Lou Who IN THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME.
Madonna is butts.
Aaaaand, here's the back of Madonna #MetGala pic.twitter.com/LTGtHyRPxD
— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) May 3, 2016
Will.i.am is my great-grandpa’s poker visor mixed with Marty McFly as fancy cowboy as reimagined by Robert Rodriguez.
When you're a dude but wanna get in #Formation too #MetGala pic.twitter.com/gWp0voDhyn
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) May 2, 2016
This entire image is what I imagined me and my friends looked like as munchkins in The Wizard of Oz in fifth grade.
What I actually looked like in the Wizard of Oz in fifth grade. It would actually fare pretty well at the Met Gala.
Kristen Stewart WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. Just generally. Tonight she is wearing a dress and fancy hair and WILL ALSO FUCKING KILL YOU.
Jared Leto as he sees himself every day.
Cover photo from https://www.instagram.com/kardashians/.